What I've Learned and Think

So I've learned so much from doing my figure competitions, that I thought I would share some of the things I go through. A lot of people don't really understand what I do, but once you read about it online or something, it all makes sense.

I've Learned
Telling myself I don't want that piece of pizza makes it worse.
Smelling bad food for me is worse than seeing it.
Cardio is Evil!
My legs are my weak point. I always thought they were the best until about 6 months ago.
I eat a ton. More than I thought I could.
I have horrible self-control with food. It's improving slowly but surely.
Clear heels are hard to walk in.
Oatmeal is awesome.
Tuna fish stinks. Badly.
I always must be within 10 minutes of a bathroom.
I can drink more water than I thought possible.
The right protein powder is awesome.
Figure suit are crazy expensive for tiny amounts of fabric.
Waxing hurts!
I'm not as awesome as I think sometimes.
Calves are so hard to grow.
Dieting is a science I have yet to fully understand.
I love the gym!!!!
I hate when people dong rack their weights. Yes, I can pick up the heavy weight, doesn't mean I want to.
I HATE when people just sit on machines!
I really really hate when I see girls not using the free weights and just sitting on machines or walking.
I have horrible time management.

Things I Think
I hate this!
I love this!
I'm going to die.
Get out of my way.
FOOOD!
After my show I'm going to eat this, and this, and this....
Ouch.
After leg day: I can't bend over.
Why do I do this?
*Checks self out* Ooo that looks nice.
I need to pee.
I'm late for this.
Is it time to eat yet?
Quarter turn to the right.
I'm tired.